ER:Selvay

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A minor but entertaining non-player character in the Errant Road on-line free-form role-playing game. Needless to say, he doesn't exist in the Poe-verse, even though it was Impy who originally thought him up.

His basic concept can be found here. Basically, he's a highly eccentric elf with amnesia and an incredibly hypertrophied sex drive. "Eccentric" doesn't really do it justice; according to his backstory, he has actual brain damage resulting from an encounter, millennia ago, with the Paedagogusi Concussion ("Castration" in the backstory, cf. Exploitation Now), which went about as well as the encounters with Concussion in Errant Story itself, although at least his wasn't fatal. In the game, however, this sad part of his past has been downplayed in favor of simple, incredibly horny eccentricity.

He pops up in assorted little vignettes, largely to provide comic relief in situations that might otherwise be getting too serious. Most of the player characters fend him off like the decidedly cracked pottery that he is; however, Jasmine Porter, who has some, let us say, quirks herself ... doesn't.

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