Humans

From The Heretic Knowledge Vault

Humans are like elves, but shorter lived, uglier, and inferior in every way. They can mate with elves to produce half-elves, or Errants.

Kinds of Humans

• Badass heroic warrior monks
• NPC Guards
• Religious fanatics
• Assassins
• Plain old-fashioned priests
• Drunks
• Bandits
• Ticket sellers
• Boat-owning
• Bar-owning
• Children
• Annoyingly cheerful effeminate spiky-haired morons
• Cliche unwashed retarded thugs
• Gay cliche unwashed retarded thugs
• Hookers
• All-powerful evil wizard type people