Paedagogusi

From The Heretic Knowledge Vault

Paedagogusi are five faeries (or "moths with tits") that Anilis and Senilis created to watch over and teach the elves. The Paedagogusi are aware of the real reason that Anilis and Senilis created the elves but are under instructions not to tell them.

The Paedagogusi aren't anatomically correct. They have nonfunctional boobs bequeathed upon them by the god Senilis, "because it's funny when they jiggle."

For the last one, two, or three hundred centuries, the Paedagogusi have been without persons to teach or instructions from Anilis or Senilis. Coquette and Copulation have been watching over the tomb of Anilis and have consequently become slightly insane.

Named Paedagogusi

• Coquette (or Kawaii)
• Copulation (or Nookie)
• Continuity
• Concussion

The fifth Paedagogusi is rumored to be named Castration, however only Coquette and Copulation have appeared in the comic thusfar. Continuity and Concussion have been mentioned but have not directly appeared.