Paedagogusi
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| - | [[Paedagogusi]] are little winged [[elf]]-things (or "moths with tits") that [[Anilis]] and [[Senilis]] made. They were supposed to | + | [[Paedagogusi]] are five little winged [[elf]]-things (or "moths with tits") that [[Anilis]] and [[Senilis]] made. They were supposed to watch over the elves, and teach them stuff. They seem to be immortal and indestructable, like [[Ellis]]. Well, Ellis might not be immortal, but he's pretty much indestructable. |
Anyway, the Paedagogusi aren't [[anatomically correct]]. They do, however, have [[boobs]]. The boobs were bequeathed upon them by the [[god]] [[Senilis]], "because it's funny when they jiggle." | Anyway, the Paedagogusi aren't [[anatomically correct]]. They do, however, have [[boobs]]. The boobs were bequeathed upon them by the [[god]] [[Senilis]], "because it's funny when they jiggle." | ||
| - | For the last one, two, or three hundred centuries, the Paedagogusi haven't been teaching stuff to anyone. They've just been | + | For the last one, two, or three hundred centuries, the Paedagogusi haven't been teaching stuff to anyone. They've just been watching over the tomb of [[Anilis]]. In that time they've all gotten pretty nuts, some more so than others. |
==Named Paedagogusi== | ==Named Paedagogusi== | ||
Revision as of 06:56, 21 January 2006
Paedagogusi are five little winged elf-things (or "moths with tits") that Anilis and Senilis made. They were supposed to watch over the elves, and teach them stuff. They seem to be immortal and indestructable, like Ellis. Well, Ellis might not be immortal, but he's pretty much indestructable.
Anyway, the Paedagogusi aren't anatomically correct. They do, however, have boobs. The boobs were bequeathed upon them by the god Senilis, "because it's funny when they jiggle."
For the last one, two, or three hundred centuries, the Paedagogusi haven't been teaching stuff to anyone. They've just been watching over the tomb of Anilis. In that time they've all gotten pretty nuts, some more so than others.
Named Paedagogusi
- Coquette (or Kawaii)
- Copulation (or Nookie)
- Continuity
- Concussion
