Paedagogusi

From The Heretic Knowledge Vault

Paedagogusi are little winged elf-things (or "moths with tits") that Anilis and Senilis made. They were supposed to teach the elves stuff. They seem to be immortal and indestructable, like Ellis. Well, Ellis might not be immortal, but he's pretty much indestructable.

Anyway, the Paedagogusi aren't anatomically correct. They do, however, have boobs. The boobs were bequeathed upon them by the god Senilis, "because it's funny when they jiggle."

For the last one, two, or three hundred centuries, the Paedagogusi haven't been teaching stuff to anyone. They've just been guarding the tomb of Anilis. Some of them have been going nuts.

Named Paedagogusi

• Coquette (or Kawaii)
• Copulation (or Nookie)
• Continuity
• Concussion